What it’s like being black

You are in for it now. Let me tell you one thing, you over privileged liberals, you don’t know what it’s like. My penis is anatomically abnormally large in juxtaposition to my bodily dimensions. I have to live with that. I can play basketball really well, but I never liked the sport. People will literally come up to me and say “Wow you should have been an athlete!” Why? Because I’m black and really tall? I don’t fucking watch sports. I mean every sport I’ve tried I am somehow good at. Except hockey, it’s just too fucking cold. What I really want to do is accounting. I got in trouble as a kid because I used to steal my parents check books just to balance them. I watched the Brady bunch and felt like that’s how normal people should be. I never actually watched Good Times. If I act like a normal person I get told I’m white. No, I’m not white I’m just polite you fucking asshole. People believe that they can just touch my hair. I mean, yeah, I like it when you do that but can I just pet you? I’d like to, I think most humans are cute.

What I’m saying is, just put yourself in my shoes. I mean, do you really want to have such a big penis?